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Jim and Ted were all alone for the first time. While reaching for the chocolate chips to put in his Snicker Doodles, Ted gently touched
himself and then snatched his hand away, as if he had been burned by
fire before, so this time he was going no-where near the
infamous wall of assholes. It was exactly as is sounds. A wall of assholes. Farting. Shitting. Occasionally, accepting some man-love. Assholes. No. I wasn't going to be the next one to get a faceful of stinky
three day old sour cream. Sour indeed! It was then that I discovered that it could also be used to moisturize, as well as a
a gentle peeling mask once a week. That should take care of the blemishes.
