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I have a terrible itch in my
palms, which can only be relieved by frantic and urgent
call from my lovable, adorable
talking parrot. He used to have a really foul mouth, before I showed him the chicken in the freezer. Since then, my parrot has behaved entirely genteelly
throughout it'sd tenure as Los Angeles District Attorney. With a single sqwauk condemning
me to death.
