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Bernie didn't know what he was
carping on about. It could have been Japanese for all I knew,
my mother could of made love to a Japanese, who
grunted like a farm animal whilst swinging from the
rafters. He had hung himself, and all his pets
into a giant tombola. The church fete had never seen the like .... three kids went home with a cat each, and the owner went home with Mrs Elkington, the village school janitor's wife.
