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If ever you find yourself under alien attack, be sure to stand next to the guy featured on the movie poster. He might just save your life. Alien attacks
are increasingly likely, but the new Government publication, 'Infect and Survive' gives tips on
online dating. They recommend
a flak jacket and a strong drink before braving
the bearded lady, though in retrospect
life IS a circus. Learn to deal with cross-gender, clowns and elephant dung.
