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UK National Fetish Day is a start, but why stop there? Lobby for International Fetish Day,
sorry, i mean fish fetish day, this will be one day of the year when we can legally have sex with roc salmon, whilst using tartar sauce as a lubricant to take our scalely friends up the
street. Reptilian is in style
crocodile. Bovine hide's been set aside. Fur is over. So flash those snake skin
arab straps and dance as if
foreign to one's own legs. And indeed my legs are foreigners: two illegal Afghan refugees. But do not worry, they are both happy: what unbounded joy, to be able to dance again, away from the tyrannous eyes of the Taliban!
