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Would my life be different if I was named Chaz or
Harmony or something from a really bad movie my mother had watched in her pot smoking years. Those years had been essential in the formation of my
igneous rock collection. Geology is fascinating, but not as fascinating as
a dwarf with long arms or an
eye for exquisite
cheese and the tastebuds for afternoon delights.
