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Throw it all up in the air,
and a fear of heights is never helpful in that type of situation. Anyway, this will be better on Tuesday because that's when Sarah Brightman is finally releasing her brand new
album, consisting entirely of extended dance remixes of John Cage's 4'33".
No one really knew where the original was, but we suspected that it was wrapped in
a greasy piece of newspaper, just like fish and chips always used to be when i was a lad. But this was different, the parcel was
soked in blood and upon opening it, the severed head of the dragon slayer was discovered.
