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And on a more serious note, residents of Primordial Oozebury had a narrow escape today when
he fell off an elephant while traveling through town
on his way to the circus. The elephant
got angry and ran amuck. He ran into my best friend
and knocked that bastard on his skanky ass. Serves him right for borrowing my Avril Lavigne CD and returning it all scratched up. I asked him how it happened and he said it got trampled by a
pregnant warthog on the rampage.
