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Since the year 2000, everyone
has decided to go out and buy
the biggest waterpistol they could find. Armed to the teeth, they
are very sharp, and they will puncture your skin, causing a huge loss of blood.
Haven't you heard not to run with scissors? Thus said,
i started to jog, for jogging is neither walking, nor running. And lo. I Tripped and fell on the scissors, snip snip they went. Well only one thing left to do. And so I changed religion and became jewish.
