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The Sentence Game

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When I win an award, I like to give the longest speech I can get away with, without anyone falling asleep. Or being ushered offstage by an angry looking bouncer. But I wasn't about to be beaten that easily. I prentended to drop my keys, and when he bent to pick them it, I quickly kicked him in the tender spot between the nostrils with Krazyglue. Luckily, hospital emergency wards could tackle the tacky scrapbooking frenzy of using surgical glue!
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