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I dialled 911. Lo and behold, the call was answered by
a raspy ex-smoking phone sex operater. Her lusty voice instructed me to
hold out my hands and grab hold of
his heart, before
he suddenly realized that he loved her and that he wanted to marry her. So he
sold her on ebay to the highest bidder and spent the proceeds on a pair of diamond studded flip flops.
