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The jury was just about to draw up a verdict. The judge asked the defendant if he had any last remarks. He said yes. He stood up and said "Your honor, members of the jury, I know that what I did was wrong, but she was only wearing a tong!! ding-a-dong! If it's going to be that sort of party, I'm gonna stick my salami in the mashed potato! That potatoe had eyes, it can see! sitting there in the corner watching all the bedroom action with the dogged voyeurism of a tennis referee for Williams vs. Williams.
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  • Add 'The jury was just about to draw up a verdict. The judge asked the defendant if he had any last remarks. He said yes. He stood up and said
  • Add 'The jury was just about to draw up a verdict. The judge asked the defendant if he had any last remarks. He said yes. He stood up and said
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