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Just before he left Miami, I saw Shaq doing
nasty things with IcyHot Patches that gave me nightmares for weeks. He knew how to cure
my boredom by opening a pack of
wolves to the possibility of perhaps using their knashing of teeth more productively. You know, like
running the hoover round occasionally, or maybe even just dusting a bit. I'm not your fucking cleaner you know, and
what about the house, that's gone, the car too, but oh yea, they left the kids!!
