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Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess. Her evil stepmother, the queen, was jealous of her, so she locked her in the dungeon. A handsome prince heard that she was imprisoned, so he went out to go and rescue her. When the evil queen heard that
8 dwarves want to give her
a night she'll remember, so they hurried off to buy some
pickled herring and baked haddock fillets, for that always helped him think. Then again this time it could be better to see if the grocer had
any sense of self-respect. However, when I went to check for myself, I caught him red-facedly 'using' some of the more robust material from the top shelf of his magazine rack. To spare his further blushes, I
admitted that all I said wasn't true. Aren't I a great friend?
