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I hate everything about
Dax Sheppard! Except that he got to play grab-ass with Kate Hudson last summer. Boy, would I like to butter those
big bouncy bosoms and play alliteration games with my friend
- Tomkos Sweeney. Tomkos is very good with words and the like on account of his freakishly large
fingers and his elongated pecker, it was decided it would be best for all if he just stayed
with me tonight! *cue piano-accompanied montage
