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Once upon a time there was a young girl who lived between worlds. Part of her was in this world, where things smelt funny and looked odd and the other part was high above it all, where things looked orderly and good. This was probably why she was born so
hairy. She had hair all over her arms, legs and body. After a few tests they discovered this was because when she was concieved
nobody could believe it, what with all the rumours that her father had
lived off a diet of bannanas and walnuts. The father also had a strange habit of
biting his own toenails. It was that peculiar, that he ended up with a collection of toenails, that he sold on ebay, for a total of £
33.72. Which sounds like a bargain, until you get the bill in USD, having paid for it on a credit card linked to your subprime home equity line of credit! Let this serve as a warning to all.
