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The drunk, three-legged, half-blind elephant
impersonation reminded John that first dates often went bad. But this date was diabolical,
by far the worst I'd ever been on. It started off at 7pm on a really dull, cold night. I pulled up outside her house and the first thing I saw was
a big hairy bear coming towards me with a glint in his eye
which turned out to be more than a glint, actually a splinter of flint.
Infinitesimal... but enough to spark an experience that burns in your soul forever.
