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China has added strippers at funerals to its burgeoning list of proscribed activities, the BBC reports. Bare-assed ladies are apparently deployed at rural send-offs to boost mourner numbers, since "large crowds are seen as a mark of honour". To sh sh sh sh ship great containers of Tea from India to England. Or was it Africa to England? No, i am quite certain that it was India. Indian people were a strange sight because even though they are one of the largest populations they still screw up pretty bad when they thought they could carve fake Gods themselves and foolishly enough, worshipped them. But not all of them were actual drummers ... they were all just a dream or an illusion. He couldn't differentiate between them, and for this he blamed the same people who had killed his parents; Rob Schiender and Jessica Alba. This random killing of his beloved mater and pater had traumatised him. His trauma, drove him to taking his own life without even saying goobye to Mr. Wiggle Woggle.
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  • Add 'China has added strippers at funerals to its burgeoning list of proscribed activities, the BBC reports.

Bare-assed ladies are apparently deployed at rural send-offs to boost mourner numbers, since
  • Add 'China has added strippers at funerals to its burgeoning list of proscribed activities, the BBC reports.

Bare-assed ladies are apparently deployed at rural send-offs to boost mourner numbers, since
  • Add 'China has added strippers at funerals to its burgeoning list of proscribed activities, the BBC reports.

Bare-assed ladies are apparently deployed at rural send-offs to boost mourner numbers, since
  • Add 'China has added strippers at funerals to its burgeoning list of proscribed activities, the BBC reports.

Bare-assed ladies are apparently deployed at rural send-offs to boost mourner numbers, since
  • Add 'China has added strippers at funerals to its burgeoning list of proscribed activities, the BBC reports.

Bare-assed ladies are apparently deployed at rural send-offs to boost mourner numbers, since
  • Add 'China has added strippers at funerals to its burgeoning list of proscribed activities, the BBC reports.

Bare-assed ladies are apparently deployed at rural send-offs to boost mourner numbers, since
  • Add 'China has added strippers at funerals to its burgeoning list of proscribed activities, the BBC reports.

Bare-assed ladies are apparently deployed at rural send-offs to boost mourner numbers, since
  • Add 'China has added strippers at funerals to its burgeoning list of proscribed activities, the BBC reports.

Bare-assed ladies are apparently deployed at rural send-offs to boost mourner numbers, since
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