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Does anyone have a
spare cat? I accidently killed my neighbours pet and i'm frantically looking for a replacement. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I shall have to Spray paint him and
wax him like a statue. He posed like Michael Jackson
he also had the plastic surgery too, however soon after the cosmetics his nose fell off and
and his monkey friend Bubbles ate it. "No Bubbles!... Ow!" Bubbles began to
pulsate at my face! then it came down to my eyes where they popped out and instead it was poop. Then my legs got punched off leaving me scarred, 'oh what a nightmare...' I knew what i had to do, i had to get a knife and stick it into a my thigh.
