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I hope you liked your gift. It wasn't supposed to be a hot dog. I really was hoping you'd tickle me with feathers while I listened to Bon Jovi music. Then, you could ask me to wrap my lips around an extra-long Mr. Freeze. I devoured it with great relish. The juice flowed down my inner thigh creating a wet sucking sound when I walked, almost as though a duck was being choked nearby, it was both embarrassing and financially rewarding. The royalties from the book and movie deals helped me pay for new boobs.
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587201153 840895219 "as though a duck was being choked nearby" NOICE!!! Wed, 12 Mar 08 03:19:10 PM
587201153 813590353 ha! Happy Birthday to you? Wed, 12 Mar 08 03:37:02 PM
587201153 587201153 Happy Birthday to me!!...came out of a dark place...where only ducks are found...ever been there? Thu, 13 Mar 08 02:17:53 AM
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