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A touch of the flu is like a touch from an elderly lady. Although it is meant to be kind, it always ends up feeling dry, uncomfortable and mildly aroused by the aroma of hockey stench. It's a combination scent of lavender and beer, sort of a "drunk grandma" smell. Scent being a trigger for memory, I was reminded of the times when grandma would take her teeth out so she could get all of Grandpa's wrinkled old cock in her withered mouth.
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610990555 610990555 It's true... I do feel dry, uncomfortable and mildly aroused... Fri, 21 Mar 08 03:30:24 PM
610990555 813590353 EWW. Mark, Yuck! Fri, 21 Mar 08 04:33:14 PM
610990555 587201153 HAHAHA Mon, 24 Mar 08 02:02:14 AM
610990555 840895219 Oh, my yes! Mon, 24 Mar 08 07:41:26 AM
610990555 587096070 LMFAO!!!! That was funny!!!! Thu, 27 Mar 08 11:43:19 AM
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