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I had just returned for the grocery store when I realized I had forgotten the 'special' purchase I made for the 'extra' special person in my life. As I went to the customer service desk I over heard a CSR say
"What the heck does CSR stand for anyway? Cuz I ain't no Country Superstar Railroad!" But, of course, CSR stands for
converted sexual resistance, which means a person cannot function if the sex is not totally
without its perks. Sometimes, after we're done,
we grab our guitars and play a rousing version of
"Soak The Cork."
