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The other day, on the swingset, I
lost me bloomin' cherry to a pre-Bloke chap who played a mean
trick on Jenny and told her,
"You know how much I love Jess. But things are complicated now that Bob has his own swingset. You do know he named it the 'Dirty Dave' after me?" I really think this has gone on long enough. I'll just have to tell Bob that
his manly chest muscles make her want to
lick her fingers and twiddle the night away.
