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©The Goat and his Boiled Chairman - Nov 2011 announcement

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Bob loved to eat, Ben enjoyed farting and Bill liked to pee in janets pants. He did it ever so slightly, that she didn't notice her pants were wet, until the dogs began to suffocate and drown him with their saliva. He puked up and spat at me, i was so distraught and angry, that in return i did the same to Freddie's cat and he scratched Jim 50 times, drawing large amounts of blood. He then went to the doctors to sew the wound up, but found out he had rabies and the doctors then sowed his leg mistakenly to his arms.
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