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It is best to practice safe sex. First of all because it is cleaner and secondly,
it makes you look morally responsible without requiring you to alter your antisocial and profligate behaviour one bit.
Since it was only tolerated in small doses, they let it slide and rather than punishment, they decided to
make him watch endless hours of
gardening programmes whilst chewing his toenails. A disgusting habbit but one that can only be cured by
being handed a helpful gin & tonic, and provided with flippers, a scuba mask & speedo for splashing around in the shallow inflatable swimming pool on the back lawn. Regression therapy at it's finest..
