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Chairman Ben Bernanke gathered the Federal Open Market Committee today on the White House lawn for naked pagan dancing around massive bonfires stocked with piles of US$100 bills. The bonfires
were put out instantly by the patrolling guards, however whilst they were distracted a
whey faced child ran in and snatched a Curly Whirly
from under the counter, screaming
"I stubbed my toe!"
Oh shit that hurts, let me kiss it better
for you. Don't worry. I accept Mastercard and Visa.
