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There's a new fad, popular with the dieting and well-being crowd in California: Whole-Body Amputation Therapy (WBAT)
. It seemed to be an extreme measure, but it was the only option if you felt you wanted to be ahead in the rat-race. Alternatives
consist of one of the following: Quitting
; trying it from the beginning again; trying to fix what had gone wrong or (the personal favourite): carrying on regardless, pretending everything was okay. This seemed the best course of action because
it was the ONLY course of action. Anything else would end in bloody, twisted mayhem with a side order of carnage. Who wants to lose body parts over it?
But fortunately I didn't lose any body parts. They were down the back of the couch with a remote for a VCR I don't have any more and $2.75 in loose change.
