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I inhaled sharply and with a single, quick movement I cut off my long
johns and gave thanks for the fact that this very morning I had pulled them on over a fetching pair of
rubber testicles. I handed them to my friends' wife, "You must have dropped these, I know that you don't let Dan carry them anymore." She smiled and I laughed.
The laugh i laughed, i would think, was the laugh that satan would laugh if he were
ever to find out the hysterical truth. We mustn't
let our creators know.
