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The pearl mussel has a storied past. Queen Elizabeth I, in many of her portraits, is wearing
a studded leather peephole bra with chains running to the scant coverings over her immense gash. It was here that painter usually positioned a corgi. On her lap, this time, was a
huge trouser-leech which bubbled at the mouth sadistically and seemed somehow to realise the whole terrible truth. What if John found out? Would things ever be the same? Could they? There was a long pause, and suddenly, as if from nowhere a wet sound
- I wouldn't venutre to say the wettest I have ever heard, but its plosive, slick quality did bestow upon it a certain distinctiveness.
Like a distinctive triangular object - like a triangle.
But I suppose the moral of this story is 'always wear clean pants'.
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