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Are you over 35? Well, then it's time to
part the curtains and spit into the Devil's furnace! I raise my hand and say, "I will do it! I will
crown any man who can make me cum in under a minute!! And I will give him
a lingering tongue kiss for his efforts, if, indeed, his efforts bear
the fruit of his labour, then, we shall all recieve
oral pleasure... with mince meat pies. Delicious, Sneider's Mince Meat Pies.
