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So, there I was, trapping farts in jars and labelling them for Christmas. My family had pissed me off and it was time for
the releasing of the great beast. Behind the cage it was snarling and
I think it might have winked at me. Anyway, they had it coming and I
was ready to give them an ass whooping. A can of whoop ass, if you know what I mean? I can't wait until they open their
eyes and find that everyone else has
left the building. Last one out, turn off the lights and lock the door behind you.
