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After all these years, I finally learned the truth. I called 411 and they told me that vampires do not exist. They became extinct in the late 21st century as their habitat was lost to global warming; the Transylvanian mountains provide stunning vistas and endless countryside where you can hike for hours without bumping into another soul. Scream as loudly as you like and the only the bats will hear you, but don't worry, they're more scared of us as we are of them. That made us laugh out loud (one of those you had to be there moments!), we couldn't stop laughing until we discovered we were being hunted by wild dogs. That was a sticky situation!
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