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So: open media or closed media? The issue of Net neutrality is being addressed by an earnest
secretary. She was very nice. She picked up the phone and said "Hello, this is President
and I think I might just have made a terrible mistake! Could you tell me, what does the red button do?"
Only one way to find out! He held his breath and pressed the button - NOTHING - the damned thing was broken. Disappointed he
Grabbed some duct tape, a pair of needle nosed pliers and an acetylene torch. He had that baby rigged up and ready to go in no time. His chest swelled with pride he stood over his newly reinvented
self. Too bad he has left his body.
