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I prefer to use the first person in my writings. I think that my readers would quicker identify with my stories of
clinging to my father's body hair as we rode the waves on the North shore. A hirsute man
is unacceptable these days in certain polite circles, but this wasn't always the case. Hairy men
fear vacuum cleaners because they can be a painful source of hair removal. This once happened to my
daily life, I just think that my ass is going to blow up, and
spawn copies of itself.
