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Somebody's checkin' in!
Well it wasn't Shakira, so everyone sighed and put aside their beads and finger cymbals. They were hoping for a free belly dancing lesson. Upset, they
swapped their dancing shoes for knives, and instead practised Seppuku
in the secret garden of
obscurity, the entrance to which had been accidently misplaced following the unexpected death of the President's secret lover, and which was only rediscovered in
a secert part of the a forest outside of town. I can't tell you which cave it's. You're gonna have to find the out for yourself.
