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My favorite sitcom features two girls who are
kept as pets by an alien
poacher. They were corralled in a weird
yet authentic replica of an Olde English tea shop where
little old ladies stopped in for a break with their shopping bags of wool for knitting and laxitives for their constipation. The shop had dainty little
traps designed to humanely detain compulsive shoppers, but staff still had to resort to a rabid pit bull when dealing with the hardcore minority.
