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There is sometimes a story without a meaningful beginning. Then all of a sudden, it could take on a life of its own, and suddenly you are caught up, intrigued as the story transpires into
a combination of respiration, inspiration and perspiration. Expiration
dates can create problems for those players who take their eye off the ball, but the canny will extend futures contracts by
folding time through the fifth dimension, causing the expiry date and issue date to meet in the present like a rolled up ball of snot. This practice, known as 'backdating',
was the successful process of dating, but with a twist; you need no longer have to stare at the front of your partner - only his/her back. Such a process allowed
him to kick the other peoples' faces with his hands tied behind his back.
