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It has now been discovered that the original plans called for the White House to be painted blue. The basement was almost designed as a room to be used for
a laboratory by a team of morally ambiguous bearded male scientists and their lab-coated blonde bombshell counterparts to conduct somewhat evil experiments into
the abuse of misplaced loyalty in small, furry mammels. These proved hugely unpopular with
small children and strangely enough, rats as well. So, in order to make them palatable to people from all walks of life, I
wouldn't mind if I was sent back to
the House of Correction at the earliest opportunity.
