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Every day I try to be politically correct. Like if I saw someone who was fat, I wouldn't say fat, I would say bariatric, beyond all previously known records and prompted a major research project on the effects of bariatric surgery on mortality in Swedish obese subjects. Interestingly, if the surgery was performed on a Friday, then it was usually unusual for people to take the magazines in the Doctor's office, but this one had a picture of a pet snake called Wilbur, which he compared to having a pet cat, only without the legs.
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