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We are seeking a new candidate for agent 007. He should
have all his toys taken off him, and be sat on the naughty step for at least the rest of the day. Discipline is not just for children, even superheroes listen to their
friendly local department store voice over when it says
"Subway passengers are reminded that they are subject to random cavity searches." Subway security
has been improved by the use of kangaroos trained to sniff out
bodies buried in the outback.
