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*Yap* *Yap* *Arf*. My Nintendogs won't shut up!
Maybe if I bombarded them with unionizing radiation,
gigantic phallic rockets and big round orbs of destruction. In the afterglow of the destruction and utter mayhem inflicted on the sliver of
a wooden dildo
with an extendable shaft which smelt pleasantly of sandlewood and gave more pleasure than
my mojo could stand.
