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Ok, so my family is not the typical family. Yes my granny mutters to herself and goes to the closet thinking it's the toilet; but my sister also recently surprised us by telling us at Thanksgiving that she simply had to come out in the open and confess t
o everything. That's right, *everything*. I shot JFK and poisoned Elvis!
Why can't they do Bush!?
Well, okay, because of the grim cabal of be-sunglassesed secret service men that surround him. But believe you me: given half a chance, they'd be first to
prove the existence of a higher power!
And I! I am the demigod.
