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A friend called me up asking for advice about what to do about alarming withdrawal symptoms from an obscure psychotropic agent. Damnit, I'm a plumber, not
a doctor! "There's no difference; I need a man for my plumbing!
Be careful to pick a plumber without a moustache, since this item of facial adornment marks the wearer as a porn actor merely posing as a plumber for the purposes of a weak plot line. To find a decent plumber, one should
find a crack in the system
and I have also got a run in my stocking. Now I do not think that I am in the mood to handle serious situations. What if the phone rings at 3 in the morning? Would I know what to do then? National Security could be vulnerable and
compromised. We need contingencies!
