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The Sentence Game

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"Lune, do you remmber our parents?" Loukio asked. 'They left us alone in the basement when we were 5.' I looked in puzzled. I didn't know what he was talking about. But then the memories came flooding back in. I remembered when they forced us to stand in Red Square, stripped from the waist down, shouting Russian poetry at the top of our lungs. Our Slavonic nightmare only came to an end when, freezing our respective sexual organs off, a Muscovite tramp told us that we would someday commit suicide and fall from a great pedestal into the arms of my significant other. I just loved the way he held me for the last time.
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658215165 752670738 I'm no expert, but I'm *pretty* sure that qualifies for cruel and unusual punishment... Sun, 08 Jun 08 09:26:53 AM
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