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Amphetamine psychosis had not treated Jean-Claude Trichet kindly, and was doing nothing to curb inflation in the Eurozone. The ECB chief's crystal-meth habit
was a contributory factor in his moving to England and getting heavily involved in cricket, when he could have sworn he'd actually applied for a job in a bank. His application, misdirected, had so impressed the selectors that they decided to offer him
the role of Ben Braddock in a remake of the Graduate. He
liked to
translate news stories into French for any Haitians in the neighborhood. He was awarded public recognition for community service and declared with his new found popularity, he would
bring along, his portable podium, and a porta-pottie just in case the BS got out of hand!
