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After I went to the hairdressers, I realised they overcharged me and I wanted revenge! So I went back holding a pair of scissors and started cutting at their
big old hairy bush, he made it look all pretty and trim. He had shaped it into a
piece of turd, but after several pieces of this were formed and stucj together, the whole thing resembled
a disturbing picture, which floated around my head, it was on cloud 13, which was a
neighbour of cloud nine, however they were very different places. It was more like heaven and
a pie full of meatballs and sausage rolls. It was painful, the subway shop opened and all these ridiculously sticky people came flying through the door. They were like a pack of hungry, dirty dogs.
