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This is not necessiarily a negative thing. Incontinence leads to the extinction of one's species. I have always wanted to be a fish!
So he hastily removed his foreskin and taped it to his neck hoping this would work as some make shift gills. However he had a nasty shock when
he was hit from behind with a pair of jumper cables attached a car battery.
Suddenly, he came to the realization that the other car's battery was disfunctional. He needed another power source, AND QUICK! He rushed to his trunk and grabbed a box of lucky charms, furiously digging...digging...HE FOUND IT. He shoved the ring on, wen
a realization was reached. The ring gave magical powers only comparable to fourty and one Viagra pills. With this power, our hero
decided to retire. With is low self esteem, he decided it ws better to sit in the couch than to use his poweres to fight evil. 60 years later, he died an old man, asleep in his bed, when he was raped by his pet horse. This caused massive hemmorages.
Harold Bishop
