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While I was washing the laundry, I found a lazer gun. Can you frickin' believe it? An honest-to-god lazer gun. Now, what to do with it? I could put it back and pretend I never saw it. Or... I could shoot your balls into side pockets while I reach around and grab your chicken, fondling it like a breast. You just know that freak has that mis-wired in his brain, and gets a woody in the cooler isle! I wonder if anyone has had sex in a grocery store? No thanks. The last time we got "food friendly" I woke up with a plantain in my ass!
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1387508434 840895219 That is freaky! And, yes... I'm sure there's been some shelf-stockers that have got it on in the grocery store! Thu, 17 Jul 08 12:49:03 PM
1387508434 1387508434 LOL, sometimes they hide in huge boxes, like homeless sex maniacs! Thu, 17 Jul 08 11:26:43 PM
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