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A recent study conducted by rogue scientists at Harvard University have discovered an uncanny link between Dr. Pepper and
global warming. Recent research indicates that carbonated beverages cause climate change,
and severe acid reflux in many people living near the equator. These nations are trying to
come together to create some sort of
diversion, one that would distract even the most nimble-minded person. We needed ninjas! We found the ninjas
begging for sweets on the street corner in Amsterdam, they were chasing little kids on Halloween night.
