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In days of yore, King
Henry VIII began writing a list of all the
sexiest world leaders. It was very short. So another list was compiled. This list was
too long... apparantly the maker of the list was compensating for something! But I digress. This list of people who should never procreate included Paris Hilton, my drunk/stoned roommate, Linsey Lohan, and
a bushel of hobbits covered in BBQ sauce and wizard sprinkles. A right motley crew this gaggle of spandex-clad pseudo-sentient beings, but no matter press on we must and endeavour to destroy the evil
clone of Angelina Jolie. It is a little known fact that the cloned Jolie is morbidly allergic to adopted children. To assist in killing her, just throw your biological children at her. I promise it works.
